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http://www.cancer.org/Cancer/BreastCancer/DetailedGuide/breast-cancer-risk-factors That said, there’s no fun in a life spent worrying.  Speedy recovery to those suffering from cancer.

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some thoughts about realityville’s comment: http://thesandwichlife.typepad.com/the_sandwich_life/2012/02/its-all-my-fault.html

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Prof. Boyle…isn’t he that one prof. with his own opinions who isnt afraid to state them? At this pristine/corruption free university? He was also pretty outspoken about the illegality of all of the wars of this administration and the last. What a loser. Lets make fun of him!

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Indiana played pretty great too.  Leonard really dominated Zeller.

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Where will the orgiastic defilement be taking place and should we bring snacks?

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thanks for writing this article.    My positive experience with Habitat for Humanity over the years has left me somewhat critical of other non-profit fund raising organizations.    For the past 13 years, I have been part of an incredible charity bike ride, sponsored by Habitat.  96%…

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supposedly if you say “orgiastic defilement” three times while looking into a bathroom mirror with the lights off and then you turn them back on, Jerry Sandusky appears.

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Realityville, if only it were that simple. Studies do suggest that insulin levels and weight gain are factors for post-menopausal women. And, it is a good example of Komen’s pinkwashing: http://www.bakeforthecure.com/ However, Jen is right. Being of normal weight did not spare me and other younger women…

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Does the 2nd to last panel imply he no longer loves the waitress? I this because of what the butterfly said? Or is it because she would rather be living than dead?

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Das Cafe finally gone with the tiny portions and indifferent service right next door to draft beer and American food? Couldn’t make it even using “immigrant” labor in the galley huh? Too much competition for ya Peter!

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Thank you for the mention!  As an FYI, even those without “junk in the trunk” get breast cancer.

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Sorry, forgot to leave a link:  http://dinoiafamily.typepad.com/the_dinoia_family/

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Losing weight is the best weigh to fight breast cancer. And lose the sugary desserts. Sorry ladies,  but that junk in the trunk has to go.

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Komen isn’t the first charity-turned-lobbying firm, and they likely won’t be the last. I’ve heard their recent efforts described by some people as “holding walks to raise money to hold more walks to raise money to sell pink things.” It’s unfortunate to see the potential good (finding…

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That’s definitely the GOOD kind of quiet!  So sweet!  beton

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Time to Occupy her office! This has gotta stop. I am starving and poor and this witch gets off after emailing people and committing fraud. This university sux

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i let my hair down.  i experienced that. it was an excellent show, they really knew how to make those loud songs blare by keeping the dynamic soft and subtle most of the set.

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I would hope that the ethics review would null and void this offer immediately, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope given how things have gone in recent years.

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shit. i knew it was on Vine. i demand a consolation kiss.

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Nope.  It’s the back (east) side of Urbana Tire Company at 202 S. Vine. How much is a hug and kiss worth?  Do I have to take them all at once or can I break it up?

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A sex-positive, queer open mic night devoted to divulging the best (and worst) advice you've ever received, heard, given, or put to the test. In-house sex educators will chime in if you're giving lousy advice and you'll be cheered for accurate info--perhaps even crowned for being the Queen/King of SEX EDUCATION. Of course, no one steals the crown from Chambana's most beloved drag queen and our host, Ceduxion Carrington!

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Prof. Boyle…isn’t he that one prof. with his own opinions who isnt afraid to state them? At this pristine/corruption free university? He was also pretty outspoken about the illegality of all of the wars of this administration and the last. What a loser. Lets make fun of him!

{username}

Where will the orgiastic defilement be taking place and should we bring snacks?

isaac arms avatar

supposedly if you say “orgiastic defilement” three times while looking into a bathroom mirror with the lights off and then you turn them back on, Jerry Sandusky appears.

{username}

Das Cafe finally gone with the tiny portions and indifferent service right next door to draft beer and American food? Couldn’t make it even using “immigrant” labor in the galley huh? Too much competition for ya Peter!

{username}

Time to Occupy her office! This has gotta stop. I am starving and poor and this witch gets off after emailing people and committing fraud. This university sux

Jason Brown avatar

I would hope that the ethics review would null and void this offer immediately, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope given how things have gone in recent years.

isaac arms avatar

shit. i knew it was on Vine. i demand a consolation kiss.

{username}

Nope.  It’s the back (east) side of Urbana Tire Company at 202 S. Vine. How much is a hug and kiss worth?  Do I have to take them all at once or can I break it up?

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is that illini auto on main?

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Now you will be able to munch on pizza and shrimp cocktails in downtown Urbana (whilst a DJ spins?) after your dissolution of marriage http://www.news-gazette.com/news/business/features/its-your-business/2012-02-05/its-your-business-new-pizza-place-downtown-urban     Is this a franchise of a Reno pizza joint, or just a coincidence of name? http://www.blackrockpizza.com

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http://www.cancer.org/Cancer/BreastCancer/DetailedGuide/breast-cancer-risk-factors That said, there’s no fun in a life spent worrying.  Speedy recovery to those suffering from cancer.

{username}

some thoughts about realityville’s comment: http://thesandwichlife.typepad.com/the_sandwich_life/2012/02/its-all-my-fault.html

{username}

Prof. Boyle…isn’t he that one prof. with his own opinions who isnt afraid to state them? At this pristine/corruption free university? He was also pretty outspoken about the illegality of all of the wars of this administration and the last. What a loser. Lets make fun of him!

SFJon avatar

Indiana played pretty great too.  Leonard really dominated Zeller.

{username}

Where will the orgiastic defilement be taking place and should we bring snacks?

{username}

thanks for writing this article.    My positive experience with Habitat for Humanity over the years has left me somewhat critical of other non-profit fund raising organizations.    For the past 13 years, I have been part of an incredible charity bike ride, sponsored by Habitat.  96%…

isaac arms avatar

supposedly if you say “orgiastic defilement” three times while looking into a bathroom mirror with the lights off and then you turn them back on, Jerry Sandusky appears.

{username}

Realityville, if only it were that simple. Studies do suggest that insulin levels and weight gain are factors for post-menopausal women. And, it is a good example of Komen’s pinkwashing: http://www.bakeforthecure.com/ However, Jen is right. Being of normal weight did not spare me and other younger women…

{username}

Does the 2nd to last panel imply he no longer loves the waitress? I this because of what the butterfly said? Or is it because she would rather be living than dead?

{username}

Das Cafe finally gone with the tiny portions and indifferent service right next door to draft beer and American food? Couldn’t make it even using “immigrant” labor in the galley huh? Too much competition for ya Peter!

{username}

Thank you for the mention!  As an FYI, even those without “junk in the trunk” get breast cancer.

{username}

Sorry, forgot to leave a link:  http://dinoiafamily.typepad.com/the_dinoia_family/

{username}

Losing weight is the best weigh to fight breast cancer. And lose the sugary desserts. Sorry ladies,  but that junk in the trunk has to go.

Jason Brown avatar

Komen isn’t the first charity-turned-lobbying firm, and they likely won’t be the last. I’ve heard their recent efforts described by some people as “holding walks to raise money to hold more walks to raise money to sell pink things.” It’s unfortunate to see the potential good (finding…

{username}

That’s definitely the GOOD kind of quiet!  So sweet!  beton

{username}

Time to Occupy her office! This has gotta stop. I am starving and poor and this witch gets off after emailing people and committing fraud. This university sux

isaac arms avatar

i let my hair down.  i experienced that. it was an excellent show, they really knew how to make those loud songs blare by keeping the dynamic soft and subtle most of the set.

Jason Brown avatar

I would hope that the ethics review would null and void this offer immediately, but I’m not holding out a lot of hope given how things have gone in recent years.

isaac arms avatar

shit. i knew it was on Vine. i demand a consolation kiss.

{username}

Nope.  It’s the back (east) side of Urbana Tire Company at 202 S. Vine. How much is a hug and kiss worth?  Do I have to take them all at once or can I break it up?

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