Bulls Balls: A Favorite Truck Decoration
I first noticed a pair in the parking lot at Parkland College, hanging from the back of a fire-engine red Ford F150. If you’ve been paying attention to the trucks on the road, you may have seen them too — in between all the two-dimensional vinyl ribbons and the Calvins urinating on rival sports teams and other truck brands — a pair of bull testicles, uncannily realistic, hanging from a truck’s hitch, right below the license plate.
Depending on the manufacturer, these backside decorations are called “bulls balls,” “truck balls,” “bumper nuts” or “truck nutz,” and they come in a surprising variety of colors and sizes.
A quick visit to bullsballs.com, the first company to sell these high-density polyethylene testes online, shows the array of options available to the consumer, in sizes ranging from 4.5–10 inches in length (depending, one assumes, on the size of the vehicle) and in colors like pink, ivory, chrome and brass. They even sell one pair covered with flames and another, for the more patriotic, plastered with American flags.
Whether you love or hate these truck ornaments, you can blame much of their success on one man: John Saller, the president and founder of bullballs.com. The official story is that Saller came up with the product while off-roading, after one of his more daring friends attached a pair of plastic testicles to the back of his truck. This may be lore, though, created by Saller, a savvy internet marketer. As the founder of the first website devoted to selling personalized dog tags online, he was well positioned to make Bulls Balls an international phenomenon.
Saller admits that the idea of attaching false testicles to back of a truck wasn’t his own. “As far as I’ve been able to find out, there was a woman in northern Nevada who started selling them in the mid-80s, but smaller, in a different look,” he told me over the phone from his headquarters in northern Arizona. “Before the internet, it was hard to properly market them.”
Saller’s contribution was the idea idea of making larger, bull-sized testicles. He used CAD software, a common tool of mechanical engineers, to create the three-dimensional design. From there, he created a prototype and then contacted a company in southern California to begin manufacturing the product. Since then, he’s had so much success he’s even developed a second generation of Bulls Balls that incorporates a chain and lock. “Theft is a problem,” Saller says. “People steal them all the time.”
By his account, Saller has done well for himself selling Bulls Balls. “I’ve put a lot of people to work and made a lot of money. I’ve made hundreds of deals both local and international. I have dealerships I work with who include Bulls Balls as one of the options customers can choose when buying new trucks.” Since the product is non-patentable, competitors have sprung up to take their share of this lucrative niche market and Saller has to constantly fight to stay on top.
Still, many may wonder why someone would want to attach a pair of fake bull testicles to the back a truck.
Saller says it’s just a novelty to make people laugh. “Some people equate it with being macho, but it’s just people with a sense of humor.” He also says he hears people say that the only people who buy his product are “rednecks who live in a trailer.” Saller says that, from his experience getting to know his customers, that’s not true. “All kinds of people buy them,” he says, “from women to old men.”
There are plenty of others out on the road who don’t like Saller’s product — and there are legislators who don’t either. In Florida, Republican State Senator Carey Baker has introduced legislation to make it illegal for vehicles to display animal genitals or anything else deemed obscene. Baker says that “if we overlook the small obscenity, then it could grow into a larger one, and we’d have more problems in the future.”
According to Saller, though, “three states have tried to outlaw the product and failed miserably.” It doesn’t bother him, he says. “Every time a state tries something, my sales go up. Plus, it’s a first amendment thing and if it came to it, I’d be prepared to challenge the ruling.” This brings up the question: Could the fight over displaying bull testicles on a truck go all the way to the Supreme Court Falwell”>like Larry Flint’s _Hustler?
Currently though, there are no laws on the books making them illegal and it seems unlikely there will be the political will. In the meantime, Bull Balls and Truck Nutz or whatever you want to call them, will be selling steadily and waving proudly as they pass you on the interstate.
66 comments
brigham
oh man- those things infuriate me! it definitely does comes across as a macho thing. but maybe i just dont get it…
gilly
i’ve seen handy diy’ers express the same sentiment with two tennis balls in a dirty old sock. no matter what, it makes me want to puke each time i see them. bleh.
Don
I’d bet a thousand dollars every last owner of a pair of these would concur:
“Same-sex marriage - OBSCENE! Displaying a lifelike reproduction of male genitalia in public - COOL!“
Stef
I agree. I hate those damn things.
Paul S
I think this non-MOPAR accessory is extremely annoying in the least. However in your opening paragraph you made mention that it might be located “in between all the two-dimensional vinyl ribbons…“ Just what are you refering to here? If you mean a yellow “support the troops” ribbon, then dont be a coward about it; just come out and say it. I find your stereo-typing in this area about as repugnant as a set of Truck Nutz.
John Beaman
Your image is incorrectly identified: /scripts/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/z_old_mt_site/culture/images/bulls balls II.html
It is NOT a picture of ‘Bulls Balls’ which is a Registered trademark. Please do NOt fall for the notion that it is a generic name, as it is not, it belongs to the First Truck Balls Website on the internet.
That picture is of what is known (and first sold as) ‘Baby Butts”
Your acknowledgement is nice, but please get your facts straight.
John Beaman
The First Truck Balls Website on the Internet is
Proven fact and may be in litigation soon.
John Beaman
Trademark information for ‘BULLS BALLS’ can be found at: http://www.BULLsBALLs.com/registered.html
Many who also call them ‘Bull Balls’ are illegally using the name.
Bull balls are lame
John Beaman, Grow up and get a life.. Nobod gives a flip.. Oh and as a webmaster you are the WORST.. bullsballs.com is un-navigable.
inspector
ALLTHENUTZ.com operator is the first seller on the net. Saller and Beemin are liars and frauds. Under investigation by CA tax authorities. Tax evasion. Its too Bad that BULLS BALLS is a generic term and has been identified as such on Sallers own website.. Enough said.. there is NO Trademark protection… the poor guy must have mini dough nutz
Kenneth & David Ham, Bait & Switch Tactics at allt
Complaints - Trade mark Violations and Bait and Switch Tactics
Kenneth & David ham, Bait & Switch Tactics at allthenutz.com using Bulls
Balls.
Trade mark Violations and Bait and Switch Tactics
Company information:
Helix Specialties-yournutz.com-allthenutz.com
10953 Ramsgate
Santee, California
United States
Phone: 888-843-6889
allthenutz.com
Hi All,
I have been buying ‘bulls balls’ type truck balls for years, I get a new truck every year. I am a retired big rig trucker who spends most of my time online, much to my wife’s dismay, trying to find interesting things.
The other day I ‘googled’ bulls balls and found this website, selling the same sets that I have bought in the past from the manufacturer’s site. The prices were slashed in price from what I usually paid at bullsballs.com.
I then went to bullsballs.com and checked their prices, they were still the same as they have been for years. I then clicked on a link called Compare Imitators, I’ve been there a couple of times before, it is page the boys over there put together a few years back comparing the other companies, products, prices and services. Other information under ‘updates’ tells a
pretty sorid story about the Ham Brothers and their lack of business ethics.
According to Information at bullsballs.com, this allthenutz, isn’t even a dealer for them, they indicate that they are an Unauthorized Dealer and I knew these were the real bulls balls, so I wondered how they had these balls for sale if they aren’t a dealer. So i went back to the manufacturer’s site and looked around some more and discovered that these guys must be buying their balls from some other Authorized Dealer in small quantities and placing pictures and info on their site so that they could get ill gotten traffic, when people searched for truck balls. By doing this, they seem to be using the trademark bulls balls illegally.
Well, I decided to call allthenutz, get the lowdown and see why their prices are so cheap. After talking to them, and asking if these were the real bulls balls, they said yes. Well, I buy all my stuff online and am always trying save a few bucks, I asked if the chrome and blue bulls balls were in stock, the answer was no, I asked how come it says they were both in stock, I don’t know, I’ll check. Somebody else came to the phone and said the webmaster hadn’t updated the page yet and he tried to switch me to one of their smaller nuts.
It was then I really started to get the run around, this person kept trying to get me to buy something else and started to get kind of nasty when I kept saying no, I only want the bulls balls. So I asked about other colors, they were out stock too. I knew then, I was being had and told him so, he hung up!
Well, combined with what I just read about this company, I decided to call my old trucking buddy and asked him to call and order some, the very same same thing happened to him.
In conclusion, taking into consideration all the bull I read earlier at bullsballs.com and what we experienced over the phone, we agreed, this was the old ‘bait and switch’ routine.
So anyway, I went to Bullsballs.com and ordered my balls. After thinking about it for couple of days, my buddy and I decided let people know about this bait and switch operation at allthenutz.com.
Keep on Truckin! But be careful out there.
DON - I watch for bad people
Key Largo, Florida
U.S.A.
texas consumer
Saller and Beaman are going to get a surprise with the fraud they act out on bullsballs. good job children now you really get to see a judge.. too easy to trip you criminals up… remember you did it to yourselves.
sonny in sf
Poor DON, the saller boys still dont see what they are into now. criminal fraud. they post the same story from texas and now florida, thats what happens when Saller and Beaman lie and can’t keep the story straight. Cant wait to see their faces on their mug shots…
The REAL 'Sonny in SF'
To the liar ‘sonny in sf‘:
(who is actually Kenneth Ham of Alba-Quirky, New Mexico)
You are a childish idiot, a fat obnoxious sociopath like your brother David.
You just can’t stand someone being better at making and selling truck balls than your brother.
Sorry, but I checked them out, ‘BullsBalls’ is a registered Trademark, Registration Number 3310144, first used in 07/01/1999, a year before your obnoxious brother started his website. This proof makes your statement hiding as ‘inspector‘ another lie. You wouldn’t know the truth if it came up and bitch-slapped you. They were the First Truck Balls Web Domain as proven by the web registries.
So go suck an egg. If you spent as much time with the facts as you do with your privates, maybe you would see that you are just the fat ignorant liar who is slandering BullsBalls.com everywhere. Some hobby.
Go see http://www.BullsBalls.com/registered.html and tell me it isn’t a registered trademark. Go look it up in the registry. The facts prove you are a LIAR. (Again)
You really need to go do something constructive instead of defaming more successful people than yourself under a hidden name with your childish lies posted anonymously all over the internet. Anyone that has looked into this can see your claims are pure bullshit and only meant to defame others.
How much is your brother paying you to antagonize these good folk? Don’t you have something better to do with your life than shilling for your brother?
Or, do you get some perverted sexual thrill while being such a sociopathic asshole towards your betters?
Grow up and get a life Kenny.
AKA ‘consumer‘ ‘inspector‘, and now ‘sonny of sf‘ too.
—By the REAL ‘Sonny of SF’....
Sally
Hey kenneth, or is it kenny… Yeah, the shill for his brother.
<a title=“- The Lanham Act - popup -“>The Lanham Act</a>, (USCODE TITLE 15, CHAPTER 22, SUBCHAPTER II, § 1094) says: “...no other person has the right to use such mark in commerce either in the identical form thereof or in such near resemblance thereto as to be likely, when used on or in connection with the goods of such other person, to cause confusion, or to cause mistake, or to deceive...
Your brother is obviously violating the Landham Act.
Just because there is a picture of ‘baby butts‘ and BullsBalls.com’s Big Boys™ and none of your copycat brothers crappy products doesn’t mean your whining does any good.
Go grow up, we can all see thru your crap.
This is great. People who make horrible crap fighting about it in an unrelated part of the internet. Classy.
Time is short
This is amazing, you poor folks, john beaman and john saller are sliding down the slope to their own demise. Mr Beaman, check your contract with tucows that you are conspiring with saller to violate.. no big deal Saller is a convicted felon, beaman has a restraining order for harrasment. So its obvious what these two clowns are doing. I dont have any relation to ANY website at ALL. so accept this as formal notification of defamation and libel. you have already agreed to $1000 per day for your postings and I WILL collect. I have always found when the discussion slides into name calling, as saller and beaman are into now, it is the last ditch effort usually preceding criminal charges. To all readers, remember “confession through accusation” for an example just look at IL ex-gov blagoyovich. But don’t worry John this will end soon, but then you will be dealing with states attorney generals… bye for now donut boys
bulls balls fraud saller beaman aka tex, sally, et
bulls balls is engaged in an active fraud of price fixing and defamation, I have all the documents for proof, if anyone is interested just go over to ripoffreport.com and search saller or beaman. At least they are now impersonating women which is probably quite appropriate. saller is a felon and beaman has a restraining order on him for harrasment. The owner of ALLTHENUTZ.com has never been caharged with even a misdemeanor!!!!!!! I wouldn’t even want to visit bulls ball site because I personally know of the fraud being perpetrated there. Just be careful if you go there, the privacy statement is a joke. They will do whatever they want with your personal private info, and I have proof of that also. Saller is one crooked donut hole!!!
ConsumerDon
Ham Boys, don’t poor DON me, bait and switch has been around forever, i can’t help it that you guys are better liars then con men.
John Saller aka consumer don, sally, the real sonn
go over to ripoffreport and search for report on Saller, read the proof for yourselves and the criminal codes Saller is violating. The whole truth is there posted by consumer and JD stole from me/ remember
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<span style=“color: red;“><span style=“color: blue;“><span style=“color: #996633;“><span style=“font-family: verdana,arial; color: #996633; font-size: x-small;“><span style=“font-family: arial; color: #cc9933; font-size: x-small;“> “Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.“
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<span style=“color: red;“><span style=“color: blue;“><span style=“color: #996633;“><span style=“font-family: verdana,arial; color: #996633; font-size: x-small;“><span style=“font-family: arial; color: #cc9933; font-size: x-small;“>So Mr John D Saller and John R Beaman it is time to face the truth and the music/</span> </span></span></span></span>
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Consumer, New Mexico
Me, Kenneth and my bother David Ham, we don’t lie.
MUCH
BULL Balls get cought in lies
John Saller and Bulls balls are cought in their lies again, go check ripoffreport.com and search Saller and read the truth posted by CONSUMER
Consumer Ken Ham is actually part of the allthenut
A bait and switch company using bulls balls to get you there.
bulls balls fraud saller beaman aka tex, sally, et
Get all the details about the fraud bulls balls and John Saller and his “webmaster” “partner” John Beaman at this link
http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/409/RipOff0409343.htm
this is one of the funniest exchanges in one of the mist ridiculous places that i’ve ever seen.
Kenneth and David Ham, known as the Ham Gang
allthenutz.com using Bait and Switch tactics, stay away from this site.
i don’t think you really have to worry about anyone reading this actually going to ANY of these sites to buy this crap.
Mike, speak for yourself. I’m waiting to see how this plays out before I make my buying decision. It’s still up in the air. Very hotly contested.
ha, excellent.
OMG BAIT AND SWITCH!!!
The Ken and David Hamz Show
Yes, this is Kenneth Hamz, speaking for myself and my baby brother David. You remember David, he used to be a pest exterminator before he started stealing other peoples ideas and claimed them to be his own.
Yeah, I have money cause I still live with my parents in New Mexico. My Brother David is hurtin tho, as you can tell now he is sellin all his stuff, like his bus and his jeep, just to pay the bills. He is hurtin, cause his crappy copycat balls game is going broke, Yeah, bummer, still cant make much even working out of his garage over in Santee California. Yeah, right there on the corner, with all his junk in the driveway. Neighbors are complainin bout how bad it looks too. Thats why I am helping defame BullsBalls and Saller and Beeman. Ya see, they sell four times what we do, and to get some of their business, we have been slammin them all over the internet. They won’t bother to take it to court, and phony emails and accusations don’t cost us nuthing, like those loud videos we do for youtube. Maybe all this internet defaming will get people to buy from my baby brother…
Hey if you can’t beat them with better products, bait n switch them and keep trying to copy their latest innovations. Then smear them all over the internet. This is fun. It doesn’t matter what they say, all we have to do is make them look bad, and maybe my baby brother won’t have to go back to killing pests with that noxious spray any more. I think it messed up his brain, cause he doesn’t think to swelll any more. That is why I am helping him out here.
There are so many people posting about this stuff, and Beeman and Saller are the only ones that sign their real name, and we get to use all these crazy and phoney names all over the place. Then we can blaim them for the phoney postings. Ha ha. This is fun, and we can’t get hurt, cos they don’t have the balls to take us to court.
Yeah, I am a paralegal, so I know more than the lawyers about this stuff. The internet is too new, and their prices are too high.
Well, Off I go to nother blog to quote law n junk that doesn’t apply, (but looks like it to all the idiots out there) . Hope my brother like my help. Maybe he can put me in another one of his videos on youtube. You can tell the difference between him and me, I’m the tall dumb looking one, and he is the short fat one that loves to talk really loud, and always about what a great guy he is. Ya know, like how he invented this balls craze. Yeah, like Al Gored. Who invented the internet, my brother thought all of this up, and everyone else is a copy cat.
Sorry bioys, but you can’t touch me, cause we are the Hamz…
Ham hater
Kenneth and David Ham practicing bait and switch tactics at allthenutz.com using Bulls Balls as the lead in.
Unethical business practices on all of their sites. Beware!
OH NO!
KilKenney
Kenneth and David Ham are liars, they operate websites where they practice bait and switch tactics using bulls balls as the bait.
allthenutz.com is where they do it the most.
They operate out of their garage at 10953 Ramsgate Drive, Santee, CA. and use dirty tricks trying to compete in this market, the last thing i seen on the interent regarding them was they are being investigated by CA. authorities for fraud and none shipping of orders after getting the orders.
They are also suspected of Identity Theft practices. Beware!
Kenneth Ham is a Jerk
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Fat Boy Ken
Ham Brothers, Kenneth and David are what seems to be just a couple of
misfits using “bait and switch” methods on one of their dozens of websites
selling truck balls.
They do this at allthenutz.com where they use bulls balls to get you there
and then they try to get you to buy some of their smaller and what I feel is
inferior and cheaper products. I had bought from them before at
yournutz.com, the service was poor and shipping was very slow, however i had
book marked it, so i went back to that site and then when i called they
started this crap.
i googled David Ham + truck balls and found all kinds of negative postings
regarding, bait and switch, poor products/high prices, lousy service, misuse
of customers info etc. - there are also many postings on sites like this one
and ripoffreport type sites where they are slamming saller over at
bullsballs.com, the first of these type of sites selling truck nuts.
I read them all and it was clear that the Ham brothers a couple of losers
and liars.
Below is some info i found on one of their sites, it clearly indicates that
they do not practice what they preach, it is just marketing lies:
Now that you are family, you might want to know a little more about our
organization. The slow growth growth of our company was no accident. From
the beginning, management determined to make God the Senior Partner. In a
crisis, the problem was turned over to Him, and He hasn’t failed to help us
with the answer. Each of our products must reflect the integrity of
management, including our Senior Partner. If sometimes we fail on our end,
because we are human, we find it imperative to do our utmost to make it
right. Besides being our Senior Partner, He is also our Heavenly Father.
It’s a great blessing to us to have this security in these troubled times.
If any of you are troubled or perplexed and looking for answers, may we
invite you to look to Him, for God loves you.
Thank You : David Ham,Owner
If they really felt this way, my feeling is that they would NOT do what they
do or try slam their competitors!
reporter666
Hey just go to this blog to get the FUNNY stuff. Ignore the mental patients posting above. h ah ha ha ha
http://reporter666.wordpress.com/
Funny link on this subject
OK try this one
http://reporter666.wordpress.com/
laughing
Ham Idiots can’t even create a good link.
reporter666
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gee I hope this one gets you laughing like everyone else
oh well
sorry you will have to cut and paste, but it is well worth it
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reporter666
ok post #36 the link works, just click on the title
<div id=“header”>
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<h1>BULLS BALLS INFO Blog YOUR NUTZ are here</h1>
<div class=“description”>Where to buy truck nuts AND other funny stuff</div>
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Jimmae
NNNNNow FFFFFFFFFellas, I got into a cripple fight over just ttthis kind of stuff and it’s not worth it. I checked out all the sites and that bullsballs site is lame-o, but http://www.yournuts.com is vvery very funny. Now mr. John D. you need spend a great deal of time reading the bible…I reckon. And as a matter of fact, I think you need to be baptized. The good book says that mens should not lay together ‘sallerbeeman’ so repent and you ought not to be messing with small defenseless animals either. And check into AA for the support you need. Also you outta quit smoking them funny cigs
SunnyInSF
This is one hysterical read! Some people have gone off their meds! Doug Hoepker has the right idea folks! Best entertainment around. If you don’t believe me, just go check out www.allthenutz.com and www.yournuts.com. I am still laughing after looking at those hilarious videos. The other site is poorly constructed so I believe that Bulls Balls is the original shady-tree seller. You are all welcome to visit my site: www.IAmNeutered.com.
Ham Brothers, Kenneth and David
Ham Brothers, Kenneth and David are what seems to be just a couple of
misfits using “bait and switch” methods on many of their dozens of websites
selling truck balls.
They do this at allthenutz.com where they use bulls balls to get you there
and then they try to get you to buy some of their smaller and what most visiters
feel are inferior and cheaper products. I had bought from them before at
yournutz.com, the service was poor and shipping was very slow, however i
had book marked it, so i went back to that site and then when i called they
started this crap.
i googled David Ham + truck balls and found all kinds of negative postings
regarding, bait and switch, poor products/high prices, lousy service,
misuse of customers info etc. - there are also many postings on sites like this
on and ripoffreport type sites where they are slamming saller over at
bullsballs.com, the first of these type of sites selling truck nuts.
I read them all and it was clear that the Ham brothers a couple of losers
and liars.
Below is some info i found on one of their sites, it clearly indicates that
they do not practice what they preach, it is just marketing lies:
Now that you are family, you might want to know a little more about our
organization. The slow growth growth of our company was no accident. From
the beginning, management determined to make God the Senior Partner. In a
crisis, the problem was turned over to Him, and He hasn’t failed to help us
with the answer. Each of our products must reflect the integrity of
management, including our Senior Partner. If sometimes we fail on our end,
because we are human, we find it imperative to do our utmost to make it
right. Besides being our Senior Partner, He is also our Heavenly Father.
It’s a great blessing to us to have this security in these troubled times.
If any of you are troubled or perplexed and looking for answers, may we
invite you to look to Him, for God loves you.
Thank You : David Ham,Owner
If they really felt this way, my feeling is that they would NOT do what
they do or try slam their competitors!
Quest For the TRUTH
I searched and called and how the bove poster can come to that conclusion? Spoke to the owner at allthenutz.com and yournuts.com he is one of the kindest most ethical people I’ve spoken to. Got the whole lowdown. I think the above poster has serious emotinal and mental issues. But then again success breeds contempt. its too bad too. The above poster is wasting his life. But we live in a free country with free speach. The moral of the story BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ_- NOT= check the facts yourself and you will feel sympathy for the brain injured comments above.
JD Sales LLC
GEE WHIZ, It looks like the only one trying to “slam” the competition is the geriatric crew in AZ... that means they are a hurtin so now we know who is #1 simple logic the winner is
HAM at http://allthenuts.com click here or YOURNUTS.com
Ex friend of the Ham Brothers
I searched and called to see how the poster can come to that conclusion? Spoke to the owner at allthenutz.com and yournuts.com, David Ham, he is one of the biggest jerks I’ve spoken to. Got the whole lowdown. I know the Ham Brothers, Ken the fat one and David the fatter one have serious emotinal and mental issues. They have retarded for years. The Ham Brothers are just wasteing their lifes, just like in school, where they were the school bullies. But we live in a free country with free speach. The moral of the story is DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ, check the facts yourself and you will feel sympathy for the brain injured comments from them.
(usually reporter666)
I called allthenutz.com’s owner, and wow the above poster is so off, he must be confused. Went by and visited personally, a fine family man. Sounds like the above poster has lost his frame of reference. For his sake I hope the hams don’t sue him, cause I sure would. What horrible lies to post about such fine people. Oh well it also sounds like bullsbal.con hates fat people,(link to illegal fat discrimination) heck thats 90% of america, I for one cant see why anyone would do business with such prejudiced business.. on that note, I think that I’ll just stick with the originator of this novelty at http://yournuts.com Keep Smiling Politely!
reporter666
I called BullsBalls.com’s owner, and wow the above poster is so off, he must be confused. Went by and visited personally, a fine family man. Sounds like the above poster has lost his frame of reference. For his sake I hope the Ham Brothers, kenneth and David stop their small crime wave. What horrible lies to post about such fine people. Oh well, it also sounds like bullsball.com is till the leader of the industry. I can’t see why one would want to do business with such prejudiced business as allthenutz.com. On that note, I think that I’ll just stick with the originator of this novelty at http://www.BullsBalls.com Keep Smiling Politely!
SunnyinSF
Amen to that, stay away from allthnutz.com. Beware, “bait and switch” and other deceitful tactics.
We can keep this thread alive. Possibly forever.
In fact, let’s all alter our testamentary trusts, including a duty to keep this thread alive.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa
“He is hurtin, cause his crappy copycat balls game is going broke” I can’t stop laughing…..
I shill for the Ham Clan
Actually i am one of the big fat Hamsters.
toni
I got lost and ended up here, sorry you other two guys but I think yournuts.com has the best site and the only one with some big black testicles.. mmmmmmmmm sorry now I have to order a set cause I busted a nut laughing over at yournuts.com ha ha ha ha
JD member of the one nut squirrel clan
toni2
I got lost and ended up here, sorry Ham Brothers but I think BullsBalls.com has the best site and the only one with some big black balls. mmmmmmmmm sorry now I have to order a set cause I busted a nut laughing over at bullsballs.com.com ha ha ha ha
Ham Clan - members of the sociopathic support group.
Sonny In SF
We are almost done with a 8 month investigation of the security breaches at
one CALIFORNIA web site, business operates out a house in Santee, CA.
There has been loss of personal data and total indifference to the leak by both
the site owner and web master.
SHOCKING revelations about site security
seals and their standard.. This is an eye opener to anyone thinking that
security seals protect you.
reporter666
i bet your are talking about allthenutz.com???
Jim
Please all y’all embroiled in this imbroglio, please don’t stop posting. It can’t just end here… Please!
jerry's kid
OOOOh everyone play niceee, little salir get that beamans out of your pocket.. ha ha absurd enough? Keep smiling come on lets get to 100 posts!!!!!
PD
Does anybody have the case number at the arizona state attorney’s office? I want to file a complaint also against bulls balls.
bulls balls fraud saller beaman aka tex, sally, et
e-mail me for the case # bullsballsinfo@gnail.com
retart
is that gmail or gNAil haha ha ha
bulls balls fraud saller beaman aka tex, sally, et
someones gonna get nailed alright. Time to eat some bullsballs.
poor poor sad saller
PD
Thanks for the email.
john
you guys are angry about balls.
how’s that 401k, the house value, your job comin’ along?
seriously though, can you put rush limbaugh and bill o’reilly’s face on some balls? that would kick ass.
reporter666
allthenutz.com, yournuts.com owned by David Ham and mismanaged by his sleazeball brother Kenneth Ham, guilty of “bait and switch”, trademark violations, copyright violations, defamation, filing false reports to government agencies, telling lies and oh ya, failure to be able to ‘obtain a life’.
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