5/5: exploring the yin and the yang of veganhood
Every vegan knows it can be difficult to sift through various restaurant dishes and everyday products out there. There are so many hidden ingredients that make even the most innocent-seeming product non-vegan. Similarly, it can be such a pain to find a good dish in a restaurant where there can be anything from beef tallow to a splash of fish sauce in just a dish of stir fried tofu. So, to make things a bit easier for the discerning vegan, I have compiled two lists: one of items us vegans wouldn’t think to stay away from but should and one to open your eyes to the fact that life without meat or meat bi-products doesn’t have to be so hard. For every item that surprises you with an animal product, there’s one out there that you would think can’t possibly be vegan but is!
5) Burt’s Bees
Okay, maybe this one was obvious but it took me the longest time to realize that my Burt’s Bees lip balm was actually made using beeswax. But I wasn’t too upset to switch over since Burt’s Bees is now owned by the mega-corporate conglomerate, Clorox Inc. Also, there are many other balms out there that aren’t filled with toxic chemicals or animal products such as Dr. Bronner’s Magic Balm, OTHERS.
4) Sugar
It’s so cruel. Given all that we vegans give up in the name of health, compassion, etc, why can’t white sugar just be vegan? It seems so unnecessary for sugar to be bleached using the charred bones of animals just to get that pretty white color. Unfortunately, most vegans I know resort to white sugar anyway because its various alternatives are so ridiculously expensive—but for the truly dedicated vegan, alternatives include: raw turbinado sugar, agave nectar, and specially labeled sugars.
3) Morningstar Products
In the fall of 2009, the meat substitute company, Morningstar, introduced eggs and milk into a few formerly vegan products. I’m not really sure why a company that produces meat substitutes would ever want to exclude a significant portion of the non-meat eating population by using unneeded animal products. Fortunately, as vegetarianism and veganism continues to grow in popularity, there are many other vegan meat substitute options—for example, Boca products and the new Gardein products that are generating a lot of publicity.
2) Magic Mushrooms
They’re natural, they come from the earth, they’re a fungus, and they expand your mind—what wouldn’t a vegan love about them? Well, some magic mushrooms are grown in animal dung, technically rendering them non-vegan. However, there are other methods of growing shrooms out there so when it doubt, be sure to ask your dealer for their source!
1) Fortified Orange Juice
Actually, almost all fortified foods, such as cereals, contain slaughterhouse byproducts. This is because its difficult for many people, including omnivores, to obtain their daily Vitamin D requirements. Therefore, it’s become a common practice to fortify products with Vitamin D3 which is commonly obtained from sheep, pig, or cow skin (it’s interesting to note that this technically makes these products not vegetarian as well). Also, companies aren’t required to specify whether the vitamin is D3 or D2 (which is obtained from mushrooms and algae). It’s usually a good rule to check to see if the product specifies the vitamin as D2—if not, it’s more than likely to have animal skin byproduct, for D3 is cheaper to extract than D2.
Bonus: Soap
I guess I didn’t really take the whole soap-making procedure seriously in Fight Club to know this. But, it’s true! Most major soap brands contain sodium tallowate which is a combination of beef tallow and sodium hydroxide. Basically, there are a lot of people out there washing with lye and beef fat. Other, more natural and environmentally friendly soaps can be problematic for vegans as well, as most contain honey and/or beeswax. So far, I have only been able to find one brand of soap that is 100% vegan and not loaded with ingredients I can’t pronounce and that is Dr. Bronner’s Magic Soap. 5 things that are vegan but seem like they shouldn’t be
And now for some good news!
5) The vegan pho from Xinh Xinh Café
Have you ever gone into a Vietnamese restaurant, enticed by the thought of a delicious tofu pho noodle soup—only to be told that the broth is made from beef? This has happened to me more times than I care to admit. Because of this, I will always remember the first time I walked into Xhin Xhin Café, glanced at the specials, and felt that beautiful glow of relief upon seeing a vegan pho listed on the Specials Menu. This vegan pho has the freshest vegetables and the broth has not only hearty chunks of tofu but seitan as well! The owner of Xhin Xhin Café tells me that he makes the vegan pho the 1st Friday of every month and has also assured me that more vegan options are on their way. Yay for Xhin Xhin Café! Besides the vegan pho, there is much more to love about this restaurant—its prices are fair, the atmosphere is pleasant (once you get past its disconcerting strip mall location), and the food is some of the best I’ve had in Champaign-Urbana.
4) Oreo Cookies
With their creamy white middles and suspiciously scientific-sounding ingredients, I would say it’s less a great surprise and more a creepy question of how America’s favorite cookies are vegan. While this is good news to those on a budget, I would still recommend that people who have the funds buy Newman-O’s instead. Not only are they produced by a much more sustainable and socially aware organization, experts say their cookies contain approximately 1200 less chemicals than Oreos (note: this may be a slight exaggeration).
3) Elmer’s Glue
Originally, this item was on the first list, as many commercial glues are made from gelatin (made from boiled bones, tendons, and skins). However, a quick Google search enlightened me to the fact that Elmer’s Glue (despite its Cow-head logo) is 100% vegan! I was overjoyed upon learning this, as I used to create amazing works of art with it in kindergarten…some of my fellow peers ate it, but I preferred to just rub it in my hands and peel it off like skin once it dried. I digress, but hurray for Elmer’s Glue!
2) Mock Duck Curry
Living in a Midwestern city that isn’t Chicago can sometime be bleak in terms of dining options for vegans. However, in addition to the 1x a month vegan pho (for more dining options, please refer to Smile Politely’s “Eat it Vegan C-U” column), Siam Terrace also has one of the best dishes I have ever tasted—the Mock Duck Curry! This dish is basically mock duck meat (made from wheat gluten), stir fried vegetables, and a deliciously complex, spicy curry sauce. The reason it’s on this list is becausethe first time I tasted it, I was sure it must have some form of cream that made it non-vegan. Fortunately, the serverassured me that the Mock Duck curry was 100% vegan and I have been voraciously shoveling this food into my mouth at every opportunity since then!
1.) Twizzlers
Yay, another junk food! This is number one for me personally, just because it was always my favorite candy. For the longest time I never even checked the ingredients because I just assumed the texture could only be created using gelatin. Oh, and for the strange people (who always seem to be from the West Coast) who prefer Red Vines—those are vegan too.
41 comments
“Discerning vegan” is a great phrase. It means you have to or get to decide which forms of suffering are okay and which aren’t, in a basically arbitrary way. Your computer, ipod, and other e-toys were all probably made using child and/or slave labor.
Kimberly Leifker
swedish fish are also vegan! yummm.
@Kelly
I think we’re all “discerning” on some level though. Whenever you take a moral stand on something there are probably going to be nearly unavoidable things that will in some way violate your ethical standards.
Even the most compassionate among us in this country have to resort to products made under less than ideal conditions, or that were the result of unjust wars, or live on land stolen from indigenous people, and so on and so on. We’ve all got blood on our hands from one thing or another and from my understanding of it, vegans are simply trying to have *less* blood on their hands rather than claiming they’re free of any taint.
There’s no empirical way to measure suffering, so I think that all classification of suffering is arbitrary. Certain things matter more to some people, and it varies on a case by case basis. I’m just glad to see people taking steps to reduce the perceived suffering in the world.
Ingredients in Twizzlers (from the package I’m staring at right now):
Corn Syrup , Flour , Sugar , Cornstarch , Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil 2% or Less , Salt 2% or Less , Artificial Flavorings 2% or Less , Citric Acid 2% or Less , Potassium Sorbate 2% or Less - a Preservative , Artificial Coloring 2% or Less - Includes Red 40
Ingredients in Oreos (from Nabisco’s website):
<span id=“EProductInfo_ProductInfoPanel1_lblIngredients” class=“product_info_panel_ingredients”>SUGAR, ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID), HIGH OLEIC CANOLA OIL AND/OR PALM OIL AND/OR CANOLA OIL, AND/OR SOYBEAN OIL, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORNSTARCH, LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), SALT, SOY LECITHIN (EMULSIFIER), VANILLIN - AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CHOCOLATE. CONTAINS: WHEAT, SOY.</span>
—-Are we to assume the sugar used to make Twizzlers and Oreos is not bleached “using the charred bones of animals”?
The Mock Duck at Thara Thai is divine.
Alexx Engles
Emma Reaux-
I looked into that a bit more because I knew someone would ask. I originally found that information on the PETA website:
http://www.peta.org/accidentallyvegan/default.asp
I was curious about the sugar content as well and here is the info I found:
Mass produced, cheap sugary products like Twizzler’s and Oreos are most likely made using the cheapest sources of sugar possible i.e. high fructose corn syrup or beet sugar (which are vegan). The non-vegan sugars using bone char are all cane sugars and more than 3/4 of cane sugar is actually vegan. Unfortunately, they don’t usually specify whether it’s bleached using bones or not which is why some vegans prefer to avoid white sugar altogether.
Hope that answers your question.
So since both Oreos and Twizzlers list HF corn syrup and sugar separately, we could assume these snacks food aren’t quite vegan?
Just wonderin’!
Jason,
No Doubt. I know that if you look too deeply into lots of things, you might not like what you see. But “veganism”—as it’s presented here—seems just to look into a mirror. So the problem here, for instance, with sugar turns out to be that its refinement with animal byproducts might mess with the arbitrary identity vegans have chosen and the ecological and economic impacts of sugar plantations on the world. It’s narcissism and not ethics. Plus Twizzlers.
Duncan
If white sugar isn’t necessarily vegan, doesn’t this apply to some brown sugar as well? From what I understand, most brown sugar is made by reintroducing molasses into white sugar crystals and that if you want natural brown sugar you’re going to pay a premium. I really don’t know the details so I might be completely wrong.
It’s also nice to know all those kids eating paste in kindergarten were keeping vegan :-)
oops: I meant “...and not ecological and economic impacts…”
@Kelly
Though it may seem illogical, there are people whose primary concern is the presence of animal products, and the rest of the impacts from the production of their food is secondary. I understand your point about the bigger picture of the ecological and economic impacts of the sugar industry, but my perspective on the matter isn’t at question here.
I do think there’s an ethical reason to avoid certain processed sugars and that it isn’t simply narcissism to do so. People seem to avoid any number of dietary boogeymen (animal products, pork, high fructose corn syrup, non-organic food) for a variety of reasons, not all of which I understand or agree with. Still, I’d be very reluctant to discount somebody’s dietary choices. It’s an extension of my belief that our bodies are our own, and we should be free to use (or misuse) them as we each see fit.
Emma:
As I said in my first response to your question, beet sugar is often used as well. Since those two very cheap products are made using an unspecified form of sugar and HFCS, I would say it’s safe to assume beet sugar is used. Also, I’ve looked this up for verification from many different sources, such as VegNews and the PETA website, and my guess is that those are reliable sources. Unfortunately, I haven’t watched Oreos or Twizzler’s being made so I am not absolutely, 100% sure. Have you considered contacting the manufacturers to ask them to specify what form of sugar they use?
Kelly:
It seems to me like you saw the word “vegan” and pounced on this article as an example of what you think is an inherently flawed ideology. However, this article is not a full-blown polemic claiming that veganism is the only way for people to save the world. This article is merely a list of surprising items that are and are not vegan.
Also, I find it rather disheartening for you to describe vegans as narcissists with only one concern, which is not eating animal products (and purely for our sake, not because of any legitimate reasons). Like every other vegan I know, I am indeed concerned about the ecological and economic impacts of sugar plantations. We do try to eat local, sustainable food, and we don’t always stuff our faces with Twizzlers just because we can, because we recognize that there are other problematic aspects to such products. The vegans I know also tend to participate actively in other struggles for equity and justice—must we wear all of those concerns on our sleeve every time we say something related to veganism, just to avoid the charge of “narcissism”? The reason why I don’t say all of that in the article is because it’s tangential, and I didn’t think people would be so offended by this article that I would have to explain myself and my “identity” before them.
This article is a satire, right? Mushrooms grown in animal dung is not vegan? Yeah, gotta be a satire.
HFC is vegan. That’s nice. Oh, brother! Talk about fucked up priorities.
Where’s Anthony Bourdain when you need him. Need to watch that episode with the Inuit, where they do him the honor of offering him the best part of the raw seal feast, the eyeball. Anthony doesn’t bat an eye (as it were), chews it up and calls it quite delicious. The guy is a Mensch!
I knew some of the people involved in the early days of the Utne Reader in Minneapolis, who were a little miffed when Christopher Hitchens (love him or hate him, or both) called it the Journal of Post-Industrial Self-Regard. Hadn’t thought of that it years, but it was a dead-on bulls-eye.
Drew Tarico
Alexx, thanks for sharing some info about these products. Since this is a food article, I think it’s a nice read about how someone might examine the origins of what they eat / consume (if they’re so inclined).
I eat meat, but I appreciate when people point out the alternatives to me. Consuming less animal products is a healthier and more conscientious choice without a doubt. Some people get offended when you offer them information about their consumption habits, or suggest that avoiding animal products might be a good thing.
I think veganism has become a straw man for arrogant people to hurl some self-righteousness at whenever they feel a little guilty about their own moral dilemmas. It’s much easier to project feelings of inadequacy on a black and white lifestyle such as veganism. Critics pull out defenses for why it’s ok to kill or harm animals (like pointing at sweatshops or poor people or just splitting hairs about it). It’s a polarizing issue that evokes the “u think yr better than me?” sort of response, which is pretty dumb.
Alexx, don’t take it personally. After all, consumption is a personal choice in a free society.
This article is about vegans and sugar and Twizzlers. It’s not about all the other great things people who eat strict vegetarian diets do or don’t.
millie wink
Kelly wrote,
This article is about vegans and sugar and Twizzlers.
Exactly. Which makes me wonder why you decided to haul in an irrelevant, condescending, smelly pile of ad hominem crap about vegan “narcissism” and ” the [supposedly] arbitrary identity vegans have chosen.”
@Millie and Kelly
Kelly also wrote:
It’s not about all the other great things people who eat strict vegetarian diets do or don’t.
Which makes me wonder why she also included her initial reference to child and slave labor. I’m not trying to be difficult here, but it seems disingenuous to try to expand the discussion to include a wider variety of issues, only to declare those discussions off-topic when people post replies.
I didn’t mean to kick off the sugar/candy/cookie rant. I’m enlightened by the info about sugar. I bake vegan (or, so I thought). I’ve fed Alexx, who wrote this great article, vegan (I thought) baked goods I prepared. Alexx, my apologies for my ignorance about the stuff—everything else IS strictly vegan, promise! :)
gary collins
veganism can be difficult, so I eat haters all day long. watch out haters, i’m coming to eat you!
and thank you allexx for your insight. (animal bones! never again!)
Sorry guys. I won’t criticize your lifestyle choice again.
A diatribe against vegans. Those of a delicate sensibility may be excused.
For about 7 or 8 years I lived with an obnoxious vegetarian who made meal times miserable in her ridiculous demands for a special diet.<span> </span>Fortunately she finally graduated high school and got the hell out of the household.<span> </span>I loved her anyway (and still do).
I admit to having little respect (which is not the same as toleration) for religiosity and it’s dietary rules of purification and submission, and that includes the sacred cows of Kashrut, Halal and the rest. I can garner some respect for the moral reasons, and have great respect for political reasons to check out of the mainstream food system.<span> </span>But when you talk about HFCS and Twizzlers—grow the fuck up.<span> </span>This looks like a conceit of adolescent girls, tracking parallel to bulimia; like some sort of obsessive-compulsive disorder. And when you start talking about “strictness,” you are in purification-ville, and no good ever came of that.
We need to put this free society, personal choice shibboleth to rest, too. Yes, you can, as a free individual say and do and eat whatever you want.<span> </span>You can also be assailed for being a dope, despite your expectations that you get a free pass by making incantations about personal freedom.<span> </span>But this is trivial compared to the idea that by being a vegan you have some sort of positive social effect. Get over the deluded notion of individual choice as having any sort of real effect on food production systems, and take it for what it is, a hearty pat on the back from yourself.
So, vegans, what parts of life are valuable to you?<span> </span>You’re worried about bone char, an industrial product from the industrial meat system.<span> </span>You think not eating sugar makes a drop’s worth of difference—that if this use were not there, fewer animals would be slaughtered?<span> </span>If so, you are delusional, and destructive of real efforts to transform the food system and the environmental nightmare it creates.<span> </span>The industrial food system, and particularly the meat sector, is monstrous.<span> </span>It’s a holy horror; an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, not to mention the more important humanity that suffers from this system.<span> </span>
Your little personal ego-enhancing stance of purity—a right-minded stance of good old-fashioned American individualism, which you apparently imagine is either, a) morally purifying, or b) resistant to the system, is about as significant as another fly on a cow’s flank in a feeder yard.<span> </span>Changing this system will require a social and political movement, not a bunch of dilettante consumers refusing to eat white sugar (which is not to say that eating less sugar is a bad thing).
Look at HFCS. It’s a major part of the industrial mix that makes corn production viable at its current destructive level.<span> </span>That corn production means huge amounts of industrial petrochemicals, the pesticides monoculture requires, millions of barrels of diesel fuel, the inexorable washing of the greatest endowment we’ve ever known or will ever know, the soil, into the Gulf of Mexico, and the KILLING of all life in the soil by fertilizer and pesticide applications.<span> </span>But hey, HFCS is Vegan, so what could be wrong?
You don’t want to eat meat, that’s fine.<span> </span>If you do like meat, buy it from a local organic farmer and eat far less of it.<span> </span>Yeah, it’s expensive in terms of cash outlay compared to Meijers or Wal-Mart, but it’s actually the real cost, not the taxpayer subsidized cost of industrial meat.<span> </span>
If you want to do the vegan thing, including Twizzlers, fine.<span> </span>You are free to do so as a freeborn taxpayer/consumer.<span> </span>Just don’t expect me to respect it.<span> </span>The stakes are too high for this kind of foolishness.
As to that obnoxious veggie of several years ago: Well she fell off the wagon.<span> </span>Hard. Yesterday she went with Larbo of Thislittlepiggy.com fame to a slaughterhouse to pick up a whole pig.<span> </span>Still, she’s also a food radical when it comes to industrial production and is going to be a force in the movement to make this a far healthier planet.
<span>So for those vegans out there, I love you too. But you are not part of the solution.</span>
millie wink
Hey Stuart, have you figured out yet just what it was in your childhood that turned you into such an unmitigated asshole? Here’s hoping, for the sake of those around you, that you get some help with that.
Why, for instance, are you using a simple, informative article about things that are and aren’t vegan-friendly as a platform from which to launch into a presumptuous diatribe, about people who choose not to support what you yourself admit is a monstrosity, the production of industrial meat?
I’m a vegan, but not because I think my personal boycott of the meat industry makes an appreciable dent in it (nor in all of its other multifarious and nefarious ravages and abuses). I simply don’t want to take part in all of that, m’kay? And, as for many other vegans, veganism is just one part of my economically and environmentally conscious life. It’s one of many ways of staying awake in a culture that continually seeks to lull us into a consumeristic daze, and it’s connected to a complicated network of resistant activities that (again, like many other vegans) I participate in with other people. It’s simply not some childish, harebrained, solipsistic OCD thing, and it’s not that for any other vegan I know either.
You wrote:
If you want to do the vegan thing, including Twizzlers, fine. You are free to do so as a freeborn taxpayer/consumer.Just don’t expect me to respect it.
I don’t expect you to respect it; I’m not asking you to pay any attention at all to it. I do ask, though, that you not spit on it. As you yourself basically said, it’s a free country, one where I should be able to move about and do what I like, if it doesn’t harm others, without getting spit on.
So fuck off then, mate—wake up and get your own genuine, less harmful life going for yourself, and stop trying to tell people, in such an ironically arrogant manner, that a conscientious and difficult choice that they’ve made and that they live daily is a silly waste of time. You simply don’t know understand much of what it’s all about, including the many different things it’s about for different vegans.
JP
Wow…so much vitriol over something that is a personal choice. One thing that’s been missing in this dialogue is the fact that we should all be incredibly thankful that we have the resources to have the ability to choose our diets. There are many people in the world, even in our own towns, who have no choice in what they eat. I almost feel ashamed when I think about it…
Stuart, et al.
Nobody is asking you to respect anything.
Alexx wrote an article that I might venture to say was aimed at vegans or people genuinely interested in a vegan lifestyle. It is strange to me that you’d go out of your way to criticize someone for discussing several of the more interesting facets of their personal lifestyle choice.
You may see this as being a silly distraction from some greater human drama, and you certainly have the right to do so (heck, I might even be inclined to agree with a few of those points) but do you have to be mean about it?
Just sayin’.
JP,
Nice point. Its interesting to see who takes Link Cards in this town. For the longest time it was only super markets and convenience stores, but nowadays you have smaller vendors like Strawberry Fields who provide some real alternatives.
Still, the idea that we choose what we eat (most all of us in the Western world, that is) is an incredible thought all by itslef.
johnny
I had a lot more respect for vegans before I read the comments section here. Geez.
millie wink
Say what, johnny?
I’d really like to know what about the comments here would have instead increased your respect for vegans . . .
Geez.
PS—Co-signing Caleb’s comment
Jonathan P. S.
Suprising NON-VEGAN beverage- Guinness Stout… they use sturgeon fish bladder product “finings” to clarify the black and beautiful goodness. I’m sure many beers (even/ especially microbrews) use similar animal products and may even use CANE SUGAR to bottle condition. Hope the price of Guinness goes down as a direct result of the now lower demand… yeah right!
@Stuart
It seems to me like you’ve got a double standard for different forms of food activism.
I’m not sure what being a “food radical” entails, but how is it that your daughter’s individual decisions mean that she’ll be “a force in the movement” while a vegan’s individual decision makes them “not part of the solution”? I’d be willing to bet that the food radical handbook and the vegan handbook share a lot of similar concepts, goals, and practices, but that’s just a guess.
I think you’re wrong in your assessment that people need to"Get over the deluded notion of individual choice as having any sort of real effect on food production systems”. You could make the same cynical argument about nearly any cause. Individual votes don’t really matter because an election is never decided by a single vote, objecting to wars is pointless because one man won’t stop an army, trying to stop a local road construction project is futile because nobody really cares about local politics, etc, etc, etc… The people who have changed this world for the better have never let long odds intimidate them.
I agree that a widespread movement is needed to build the momentum to change the system, however, what is a movement besides a series of individuals making choices that align with each other? Every movement starts somewhere, it’s not like one day five million people wake up and decide that civil rights are a good idea.
Again, if individual choices make no difference, how is it you hold your daughter’s choice to be a food radical in such high regard, yet have such disdain for vegans?
You’re free to think whatever you want about the merits of veganism, it just bothers me when people make arguments that appear inconsistent (to me, at least).
Tao of Moo
For a non-vegan this list was less educational than it was entertaining at the lengths people go to for irrational beliefs. The lengths people are going to justify their evolution denying world view to ensure that a bug isn’t too overburdened with its discharges or other mammals aren’t horribly inconvenienced by the use of their excrement is highly amusing. This is going way beyond any reasonable concern and right off the cliff of religious zeal. Vegetarianism has some reasonable backing, though even attempting to stay strictly vegetarian has some unnecessary hurdles that if held to in all cases would require suspending common sense and a denial of reality to abide by… and perhaps even earning a Darwin Award.
It may be in our nature to personify almost anything and feel empathy for whatever that may be, but I’d hope someone with at least a basic scientific education can free themselves from rules based on the type of personification that is on par with crackers transubstantiating into bronze age man-gods. Unfortunately this whole issue, as much time and resources are wasted upon it, is symptomatic of how truly pampered and wasteful a society can become. Avoiding meat when feasible and advantageous is not necessarily a bad thing, but avoiding it and anything even remotely associated with animals for some unsubstantiated moral concern that denies your own evolution, because you’re so freaking privileged you have the time and money to pull it off while so much of the world burns… it’s an epic narcissistic waste.
Save some money on your groceries, get over the fact that life feeds on life and has defenses to limit that for its survival, and help send some food, of any kind, into some war torn hellhole or even a local foodbank. Every time you save a few bucks on your happy-hippy soap you can help feed someone who’d happily slaughter a cow and feed half their village.
There are no ameatists in hellholes.
I can’t believe you didn’t find the revelation that beeswax comes from bees informative.
millie wink
Wow, another asshole who writes for Smile Politely? (Kelly) What a weird online magazine this place is.
Tao of Poo wrote, “Save some money on your groceries . . .”
I do! By not buying meat, which has become very expensive (not only to me, but to the environment—look up how much and many resources go into producing just one pound of beef, fer instance). Your obstinate oblivion to the massive costs of the meat industry, costs of so many, many kinds, makes your argument so totes ironic, dude.
Tao of Moo
millie… you seemed to have missed some key parts of my comment. I have no problem with people cutting back on meat products, even entirely if it is advantageous for them or society at large, etc. As this article and some comments point out, however, is that taking things far beyond reason can lead one to far more expensive choices to uphold an irrational faith based ideal (one that is scientifically indefensible to hold to with such zeal). That’s what I was ranting against, especially given that such lifestyles tend to be indicative of our absurdly wealthy culture in the midst of world rampant with poverty and need.
I am otherwise unimpressed with your childish poop name calling, “dude.”
millie wink
Okay Moo Moo, I’ll stick with your childish-rendition-of-a-bovine-utterance moniker instead (since it is, I must admit, so very impressive).
Your all-too-obvious point (you mean that as with just about every alternative lifestyle in a capitalist society, some vegan choices are expensive and wasteful too? well shut my pie hole!) is clearly not your only point. That which you rant against includes veganism itself, and contrary to your rantings and ravings, that consumption practice is not only practiced by those lucky enough to exist in our absurdly wealthy culture. Many of those who live amidst poverty and need also respect sentient life by refusing to participate in its abuse and destruction, and they do so for many reasons. As for your appeal to the indisputable fact of evolution, well bub, just because human animals have evolved to the point where they can easily raise and eat other animals (and the byproducts of tamed insects) doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going against their very nature by choosing not to.
And more to my point(s), they and others do so for reasons beyond your blinkered conception of the motivation for VARIOUS vegans to practice veganism—again, THOSE motivationS are myriad.
Anyway, why dost thou cast aspersions on those who may merely want to be more mindful about the votes they cast with their dollars, and/or more empathetic with other sentient life forms, and/or less heavy as they trod this groaning earth? Why do you persist in characterizing these efforts instead, in oddly overblown terms (what IS it, really, that struck such a deep nerve in you? project much, dude?), as an “epic narcissistic waste”? And finally, why have you done nothing here but presumptuously blast away at your cardboard-cutout Vegan Dipshit stereotype, instead of ASKING a vegan here (say, the writer of the above article, maybe?) why they’ve made that choice?
Tao of Moo
The irony of you accusing me of projecting as you paint me as some spiteful and angry jerk “blasting” people I disagree with and casting aspersions… as your tone comes of spiteful, angry, and haphazardly yelling back and inquiring into whatever dubious motivations I might have for even having an opinion on the matter… it’s, well… thick. One might even say you come off overly defensive, as if I, as you put it, struck a nerve.
I’m all ears to anyone’s explanation of why they choose to eat vegan diets. There might even be some I’d agree with as reasonable and rational explanations out there. I’m not going to rule it out. But I imagine the examples in the third world are going to be religiously motivated for the most part, which really only ends up helping my case. I’m open to other examples you may have, though I imagine they would be atypical.
I also agree that there is much waste in our privileged society, but I’d also tend to assume that those so concerned with empathy, right down to the various discharges of things where sentience is unlikely or at least stretching the concept to its limits, would be the most inclined to reduce waste for the greater good. If I were to point out that a particular veterans charity is inefficient it doesn’t mean that taking care of veterans is somehow a bad thing, just that if you care about such issues there may be better ways to go about the cause. If you think veterans are best served by the power of prayer, I’d hope others would convince you that it is an ineffective route to go… and scientifically speaking, pretty much a complete waste of one’s time and energy.
But this is assuming one that is concerned with the plight of sentient beings will prioritize provably sentient beings over the dung of other organisms where the term is difficult to justify application. I look forward to any rational and reasonable explanations for a strict vegan diet without exception. Anti-meat rants alone are insufficient in this regard as vegetarianism isn’t entirely unreasonable imo, though I’d support exceptions when it comes to certain situations where one’s well being is on the line. But that’s just me.
So bring it on. The myriad, the explanations, etc you offered and to which you seem to believe I’m just oblivious to. That would be far more interesting than trying to find out if I’m part of Monsanto sleeper cell or something.
(P.S. My black helicopter runs on biofuel.)
I’m starting to think that SP shouldn’t publish any more “vegan” articles. They all start too much controversy and bickering, making the SP staff & writers look like a bunch of in-fighting knuckleheads, except for Stuart who seems to be making some good, if cynical, points about the futility of the vegan lifestyle as a means of influencing positive change in the world.
And since I’m always a fact-checker, one of the first claims in the article is wrong. Dr. Bronner’s does “use certified organic beeswax in the lip and body balms.” You’ll need to look elsewhere for a vegan alternative. If you’re not stuck in the vegan lifestyle (or don’t need their balms), I would otherwise highly recommend their products.
http://www.drbronner.com/faqs_main.html
millie wink
Hey Jason, how bout instead of quashing vegan-friendly articles (and thus depriving their readership), the writers here, so many of whom, you included it seems, have an odd lack of respect for the work of other writers here—how bout those writers grow the fuck up?
There’s nothing wrong with controversy (and hey, it generates page-views!), if those engaged in it can demonstrate some fundamental civility, and not use basic informational articles as launching pads into full-blown condemnations of a principled consumption style that they happen to disagree with, and don’t even fully understand. Or better yet, if future vegan articles do appear here, or elsewhere, how about instead of charging in with your light brigades, you just, you know, go read something else?
(And btw, lest my use of some uncivil language above seem contrary to my recommendations that you smile politlely in your comments, rather than snarl nastily, I used it in order to get through to what you so aptly characterized as “a bunch of in-fighting knuckleheads.” When in Rome, etc. etc.)
@Jason
I agree with Millie that controversy (even amongst SP’s stable of writers) is a good thing. The last thing I want from my media outlets is an echo chamber or groupthink.
People are going to dislike certain topics without considering the substance of or arguments that are made in the articles. In those cases, I think this image sums things up well.
Jason and everyone else,
I apologize for the error in the first item. I know the current owner of the Dr. Bronner’s Company and he mistakenly told me that the lip balm/tattoo balm was vegan and because of his position, I didn’t think to fact check that item. However, the rest of the items were fact checked.
Here are some other vegan alternatives: Literati Vegan Lip Balm, Eco Lips Bee Free, and Merry Hempsters.
Again, I apologize for that error.
Alexx - I appreciate your response, and I’m glad to hear that you did do your research. I liked your writing and I look forward to future articles from you.
Mille, Jason -
I fully support SP publishing articles that I disagree with and/or are of no use to me. My issue is that the “vegan” articles, beyond anything else in the food section, have stirred up the worst/silliest arguments and/or worst fact-checking around. Arguments and discussion are one thing—keep it up! Name calling and the still-pointless “if you don’t like it, don’t read it” argument only serve to make SP, it’s writers, readers, and editors look bad.
@Jason —
Why would we not publish these kinds of articles? It seems to me that, no matter the kind of language being used, or the tones being used — by both writers and readers — people are learning. I know that I am. Certainly, it helps when research is fully realized, but even when it isn’t, that doesn’t fully discredit its worth. After all, lots of this is just a matter of opinion, and all the research in the world wouldn’t make a bit of difference.
Certainly, what good is this magazine without some good old fashioned knock-down drag out comments to spice up the articles themselves?
Looking forward to your next article, Jason.
{*taps foot, looks at watch*}
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