Smile Politely Returns ... More to Come
Welcome back. And thanks for being patient while we packed up for the holidays to take a little breather and redesign our home on the web.
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Notice that our spiffy new website allows you to take advantage of more than a few new features. We're now featuring articles on our home page. Each day we'll choose one article to single out; if you only have time for a brief visit, we recommend you start with the featured article. There will be plenty of additional new writing posting throughout the day in "The Latest" section, which is just below our daily featured article on the home page.
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Also notice in the righthand column we've added a nifty feature that tracks our most recent comments and our most popular articles. Also, our improved search engine should make locating Brandon T. Washington's chili recipe a cinch.
Stay tuned, too. We'll be rolling out more new features over the next few weeks. We're excited about our relaunch, and look forward to hearing your thoughts. Please be patient while we work out the bugs, and in the meantime, if you notice something that's not working properly, click the "Contact" button in the upper right-hand corner and let us know.
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...faith in humanity restored. Thanks E.
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Whatever - I’m white and yer just a person to me. All I’m seeing here is an outlet for some seriously demented passion. Who cares, he got busted and served, move on. We’re just people these days - this shits gotta get old sometime…
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I have three adult sons and was a young man myself once. We all did stupid things and didn’t get caught. But unless you are a young man of color, those who advocate for the lesser charge are missing a huge point. How many young men of color …
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Mike: I wouldn’t personally pay $16.5K to $18.5K for a restored mid 70s Cadillac Eldorado convertible, but that doesn’t mean that those numbers aren’t the appraised value in the current market. Check the Christies site for the results of the May 13, 2009 auction (sale# 1997) and you …
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Sorry for the delay on links, folks! Article now formatted in the way it was intended to be presented! Have a great 4th!
Here is a link to Laurence’s blog. His writing is at least as good as his food. http://www.thislittlepiggy.us/
“There are no to finer words in the english language than “encased meats” my friend.“
nicely done Mr. Johnson.
Thanks for writing this- I hadn’t heard about it at all yet. I’m looking forward to the upcoming parts.
...faith in humanity restored. Thanks E.
Some question about what this matter says about our local population. Although I am not exactly part of the “CHIEF Yesterday-Today-Forever” Crowd, I am familiar with them and understand how they think. They would perceive the backwardized spelling of Fighting Illini as Incredibly Offensive, since many of them would …
Whatever - I’m white and yer just a person to me. All I’m seeing here is an outlet for some seriously demented passion. Who cares, he got busted and served, move on. We’re just people these days - this shits gotta get old sometime…
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nicely done Mr. Johnson.