Here's your weird story of the day, and one that hopefully entertains you. Former Illini PA announcer and C-U resident Mike Cation (pictured left) was calling a tennis match, but not just any tennis match: a match that was interrupted by loud sex noises in the distance. Seriously.
Check out the Deadspin article, and have a chuckle.
Here's the video — as Deadspin points out, check out :15 in, and also 1:50: