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GWAR will return to C-U in November

Thrash aliens GWAR are playing Canopy Club in all their blood-spurting glory on Monday, November 2nd with Born of Osiris and Battlecross. The show is part of a newly-announced second leg of the band’s 30 Years of Total World Domination Tour. After mourning the passing of long-time front-alien Oderus Urungus last year, GWAR has shown no signs of stopping as the band is on its second new singer, Blöthar.

Here are the details, from the show’s Facebook event page:

GWAR promises an all new show that cannot be missed. All human scum are commanded to attend each and every show of the tour! So tell your bosses, spouses and screaming rug rats to suck it! Dedicate your life to GWAR!

The band is keeping the gory details of the show tightly under wraps, but guitarist Pustulus Maximus seems hell bent on leaking some information about what to expect…

”I have yet to grasp this concept of the internet and the spouting of self-important speeches by people in social media; the INTERNET MUST DIE, so GWAR will KILL IT!. Management tells me the internet is not a person that can be fought and killed, but they don’t know the true power of a Scumdog. WE KILL EVERYTHING!”

Tickets are $20 in advance and go on sale Friday at 10 a.m.

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