This Craigslist “human” will give you $20 to protest the “War Chant” banning this Saturday -

I can’t make this shit up.

I use the term “human” here loosely because only people that have lost touch with reality do things like this.

Here’s someone who is offering up cold hard cash if you’re down to protest the banning of “War Chant” at the upcoming Illini Football game this weekend. Seriously. I mean, I don’t want to post about this anymore than you want to see us post about it anymore, but I can’t help myself because this is absurd and happening here in our community.

This is probably a bullshit post to get people like me to post about it on Smile Politely, but whatever. Here I am, typing this post.

However, $20 can be yours! I didn’t want you to miss out on this opportunity, truly.

Anyway, here’s the text:

Protestors wanted – War Chant hide this posting

We are offering $20 per person to come out and boost our rally attendance. We are protesting UofI board banning of our historic war chant!

First football game is Saturday, 9/2/17 at 9:00am. Look for the registration table to the left to collect. You’ll be given a ticket and then you can trade that ticket after the rally for cash!

Email them and see what’s up. We’re still waiting word back.

Here’s the posting: