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League of extraordinary license plates

Is it just me, or have the people of C-U (and our out-of-town visitors) taken vanity plates to a whole new level?

Here are some particularly on-point vanity plates I’ve spotted around C-U over the past few weeks. 


Some are funny, although perhaps inadvertently so. These tickled me, but they could conceivably be related to last names:

But others are very obviously trolling us:

I’ve seen a lot related to career:

Or desired career:

(Arrested Development, anyone?)

Or hobbies:

My personal favorite, though, are the “aspirational” vanity plates. The owner of this vehicle, for instance, wants green very badly, though it’s not clear if they prefer the cash or the leafy variety:

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