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Evidently, there are suicidal deer in Paxton

Personally, I think it’s presumptuous to placate the mental health of these beautiful animals, but evidently, the Ford County Highway Department sees it differently

Whether or not they are suicidal, it’s hard to say. Perhaps they are just, you know, not as intelligent as humans, and are prone to being scared of machines speeding down the road, shining big bright white lights into the eyes of their predators. 

I think it would be more appropriate to place a sign that says: SCARED ASS DEER? 

If you want to see an animal with suicidal tendencies, check out lemurs: 

And if you want to hear a band called Suicidal Tendencies, check this out: 

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