This is a screenshot captured on March 11 at 5:15 p.m., CST. This is the "new and improved" Jupiter's web site. ... This particular slogan with the failed attempt at a joke is what comes up when you hover over the pizza icon on the Jupiters at the Crossing Page. Just remember, the Crossing restaurant is supposed to be the Jupiters for families ... in fact, the screen shot even captured the hilarious "Kid's Gift Packages Are Now Available."

Kid's packages are available ... so you can stuff your little one's mouth full of pizza while trying to explain what Jupiters meant by saying that their pizza is "better than Uranus."

FAMILY DINING FAIL!