+ Interesting forms of payment accepted.

+ Not quite a chain letter.

+ For use with smoking tobacco, of course.

+ Invest your hard-earned money wisely, fool. No, seriously.

+ Looking to increase your flock?

+ What the hell is "Boccerball"?

+ For the vintage indoor bicycle collector ... you know who you are.

+ Probably not going to find a taker for this in the C-U area right about now.