Collin was born in Arizona in 1984.  Nothing else interesting happened that year. 

He went to school at SIUC for a couple of years, and got a degree in English with a minor in German.  This was a waste of time.  He also studied abroad in Austria for a while.  Studyinng abroad in Europe is something boring, rich, white people do so that they can spend the rest of their life starting sentences with “You know, when I lived in Europe…“

He is currently in a band, called Yossarian, which has a name that is harder to spell and pronounce than any of the members of the band could have predicted.  http://www.myspace.com/yossariantheband

He also does stand up every Wednesday at Memphis On Main, in Downtown Champaign.  It’s kind of redneck bar, so if you drink soy lattes or own any Of Montreal records on vinyl, you might get beat up.

Collin loves you, and wants to be your friend.