I hope the kids at Delta Chi who painted and displayed this last weekend feel super about themselves. And by super, I mean a superiority over the Native American population that doesn’t hardly exist on this campus.
Next time, please feel free to paint and display a caricature of a Jew or an African-American ripping apart a Hawkeye or a Badger. I am sure they will come on by to help you celebrate.
Just make sure that when you paint the Jews, you get the size of their noses proportionate to their faces. That’s super important. Don’t blow it, fellas!
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