Karl Rove is coming. Seriously.
I couldn't make this one up...
"We’re thrilled to announce that planning is underway to welcome Karl Rove at this year’s Champaign County Republican’s Lincoln Day Celebration."
http://www.champaigncountyrepublicans.org/?p=342
Worst. Announcement. Ever.
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Seems like a perfectly appropriate choice to me.
Todd
yeah, cuz Ralph Nader wuz busy. Notice it say “planning” - code for “if we can get the fee together”
No fee. His visit is apparently part of a new book tour.
Since the shock has receded (a tiny fraction of a bit), I’d like to make a comment on how inappropriate this choice is.
Courage and Consequence…yeah.
Karl Rove was never a courageous man, only aggressive. He never acted in the interests of liberty, only license. Google or Wiki him if you don’t already know.
This man is awful.
Uncle Sam
Regardless of politics, you must admit he is damn good at what he does…
Destroying America?
Theo
I loved Rove in “Dogma.“ His scene in the strip club… awesome.
If Turd Blossom were an earnest man, he’d decline these invitations in favor of Diebold’s computers. They were surely The Architects of 2004.
See also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_United_States_presidential_election_controversy,_voting_machines#Specific_issues_relating_to_Diebold_machines_and_practices
Karl Rove has a beautiful speaking voice, though. Just a hint of drawl. Appealing to yokels of all stripes.
The problem with Uncle Sam’s comment is not the logic. It’s the set-up.
Karl Rove doesn’t care about politics as it relates to governance. He cares only about the horserace.
He disliked plenty of the Bush agenda. e.g. He’s an atheist who thinks Bush’s Jesus people were kooky.
But he really, really liked winning elections. No matter how many kooks were empowered.
So he liked winning elections and destroying America? Huh.
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