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Karl Rove is coming. Seriously.

Posted in SPLOG to Word by Tony Pomonis on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 at 9:50 am

I couldn't make this one up...

"We’re thrilled to announce that planning is underway to welcome Karl Rove at this year’s Champaign County Republican’s Lincoln Day Celebration."

http://www.champaigncountyrepublicans.org/?p=342

Worst.  Announcement.  Ever.

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stuart tarr

01/26/10 at 01:19
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Seems like a perfectly appropriate choice to me.  

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Todd

01/26/10 at 01:18
#2

yeah, cuz Ralph Nader wuz busy.  Notice it say “planning” - code for “if we can get the fee together”

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Tony Pomonis

01/26/10 at 01:23
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No fee.  His visit is apparently part of a new book tour.
Since the shock has receded (a tiny fraction of a bit), I’d like to make a comment on how inappropriate this choice is. 
Courage and Consequence…yeah.
Karl Rove was never a courageous man, only aggressive.  He never acted in the interests of liberty, only license.  Google or Wiki him if you don’t already know.
This man is awful. 

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Uncle Sam

01/26/10 at 01:44
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Regardless of politics, you must admit he is damn good at what he does…

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cdcurtiss

01/26/10 at 01:05
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Destroying America?

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Theo

01/26/10 at 01:45
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I loved Rove in “Dogma.“ His scene in the strip club… awesome.

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robmccolley

01/27/10 at 01:37
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If Turd Blossom were an earnest man, he’d decline these invitations in favor of Diebold’s computers. They were surely The Architects of 2004.
See also
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_United_States_presidential_election_controversy,_voting_machines#Specific_issues_relating_to_Diebold_machines_and_practices
 
Karl Rove has a beautiful speaking voice, though. Just a hint of drawl. Appealing to yokels of all stripes.

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robmccolley

01/27/10 at 01:43
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The problem with Uncle Sam’s comment is not the logic. It’s the set-up.
 
Karl Rove doesn’t care about politics as it relates to governance. He cares only about the horserace.
 
He disliked plenty of the Bush agenda. e.g. He’s an atheist who thinks Bush’s Jesus people were kooky.
 
But he really, really liked winning elections. No matter how many kooks were empowered.

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cdcurtiss

01/27/10 at 01:10
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So he liked winning elections and destroying America?  Huh.

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