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New show on FOX features hypothetical UIUC alum

My friend and former SP.com webmaster told me that there is a new show on FOX called, “Traffic Light,” that stars three men at a “crossroads” with women troubles, and mildly offensive sexually charged humor. I know — sounds like a real winner, and original to boot.

But the interesting thing here is that evidently, this trio of friends met while going to school at UIUC, and evidently, at least one of them was a baseball player. Check it:

So, I guess that’s cool. But, based on these photos, it’s evident to me that the casting call didn’t include having any “baseball experience” as part of the job description. Look at this fucker’s hands? And his elbow is in no man’s land.

Predictions?

6-4-3 double play and a quick cancellation on FOX. Mark it.

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