This Sporting Life

Coulter takes a look back on meeting his friend, Eddie … and then makes fun of him all over again. He also briefly bitches about the cardinals, both baseball and papal … and then he bitches about the soda ban. Fun.

Coulter eventually gets around to telling us what he plans to do on May 18. It's not going to be pretty … or maybe even possible.

Coulter takes a fun little look at all the great American rock bands, you know, both of them. Actually, there are a few more, but still…

Coulter talks about his Sunday afternoon, you know, in that weird way he has that's not all that entertaining, but sort of is.

Mr. Coulter takes a look at basketball and has a bunch of extras this week. Try to get through it all if you can.

Finally, at long last, you can meet Mike Coulter in person on Friday and watch him completely blow it on stage.

In this episode, Coulter will dance a waltz after having eaten some sort of dip and washed it down with Ray Lewis' tears.

And while the end wasn't “happy,” he was, indeed, very happy.

In the post-holiday world at the Coulter household, one can't even drink a beer in the garage. That, and a new technique called Dorfing. Yeah, it's like that.