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Lewis Jackson mentally dismantles Illini

After Illinois sprinted to a 13-point first half lead, Bruce Weber inexplicably benched his lone warrior, Demetri McCamey.

LewJack then thrust his alpha aggression right up Brandon Paul’s sensitive spot, and rubbed it around. When it was all over, Purdue smoked a cigarette, 75 to 67.

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