According to sources close to the popular parenting website ChambanaMoms, it has been three days since ChambanaDads stepped out to pick up a few items, including a gallon of milk, a loaf of Wonder Bread, and a pack of Marlboro Ultra-Lights from a local convenience store.
ChambanaDads, who have become increasingly quiet and withdrawn in recent months, have yet to be seen since. According to multiple reports, ChambanaMoms, who turned down our repeated requests for an interview, have been seen driving around town in an enormous station wagon chock-full of screaming children, stopping frequently at ChambanaDads’ favorite places such as The Esquire Lounge, the Champaign Country Club, and Jos. Kuhn & Co. Their search has been to no avail, leading many friends and neighbors to believe that the longtime partner of the popular website has absconded.
Adding to what must be ChambanaMoms’ reportedly high stress level is the rumors surrounding ChambanaDads and C-U Blogger Gamera Gabs, who has been missing since June of 2011.