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Today from the SP Music Department…

So, we get these emails all the time, and this is one we really feel like sharing. If you’re going to get anyone’s attention, please, create emails like this:

from:  Ass Wolf <[email protected]>
to:  [email protected]
date:  Thu, Nov 21, 2013 at 11:28 AM
subject:  Demo Review

Listen up, cowards, local Champaign band WOLF LUV just released the demo and I assure you that you want to review it for your online magazine. This has the scent best new demo of 2013 exuding from your Beats By Dre ear buds. Only a fool would miss the privilege to review this demo.

Sniff it out here, if you dare:

The Asswolf

If you dare, check out the demo below:

Executive Editor

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