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Upcoming C.L.A.W. matchups for March 11th announced

Remember how badass the last C.L.A.W. match was? Well, the next one approaching quickly — and Champaign Ladies Amateur Wrestling has announced the next round of matchups for their March 11th bout at The Accord.

Behold:

The Supreme Being takes on the Holy Terror. Whose body will be broken for whom?

Can the Killsbury Dough Girl rise above the Prancing Queen? Or will she get a killer workout instead?

The Dairy Dame turns her mammaries on the lactose-intolerant Prehistoric Princess. Who will be the cream of the crop?

The Notorious V.A.G. attempts to dominate the Surly Scribe. Let’s find out if the pen is mightier!

The Glow-in-the-Dark Lady battles the Rainbow Rogue. Will the soldier get first blood, or will those colors run?

Snooty McSilverspoon deigns to notice the Silent Killer. Who knows who will win, but you can bet there will be hush money involved!

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