The Hollywood Reporter reports (as it is wont to do) the teen "black comedy" Heathers has been slated to become "Heathers: The Musical". Andy Frickman ("Race to Witch Mountain", "Refer Madness: The Musical") is developing the project and, presumably, seeking catchy, lyrical phrases which rhyme with "Corn Nuts". Big Fun, indeed.

Paul Westerberg has as of yet to issue a comment.