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Spring is near! Emergency orders for Unofficial issued

From the Chicago Tribune:

Bars and liquor stores in the campus area will not be allowed to serve or sell alcohol before 11 a.m. on March 4. Bars also may not serve pitchers of alcohol or shots of undiluted alcohol, and all drinks must be served in paper or plastic cups that day.

The mayor’s office will not be issuing any keg permits for parties, making it illegal to possess more than one keg per residence during this event.

Sounds like that should keep things under control. Don’t know what could go wrong.

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