Girl Scout Cookies Offer Hope, Explanation of World Population
Dearest Reader. I am steadfast, and remain, The Campus Wit. It’s that time of year again. The season that brings joy to the hearts of humanity. From the young in age to the young at …
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Dress Well, or Be Mocked You Fools!
Hello, dear friends. As always, I remain the Campus Wit. Being somewhat of a misanthrope, I often feel the need to look back and find time periods where the state of humanity was not as …
I Will Not Die of Meningitis
Good day, gentle reader. I remain, The Campus Wit. As of late, many people have approached me and questioned my moniker. “Why do you call yourself The Campus Wit? In three posts, you have yet …
The Cold: A Man’s Best Friend
Greetings Humble Reader. I remain, The Campus Wit. Winter is here again. All over campus, I see people grumbling about the cold, cursing the snow, and wearing dour frowns on their faces. Everybody is surly …
Tired Pedestrian Antics Will Be the Death of Me
Welcome back, faithful reader. I remain, the Campus Wit. With the bulk of the students gone, I have been able to reflect on the some of the worst aspects of Campustown. In the course of …
Allow Me to Introduce My World of Hate. Join Me, Won’t You?
Hello Gentle Reader. I am the Campus Wit. I attend the University of Illinois and find absurdity around every corner. Being a wit, I feel it is my duty to satirize and bring to light …